[SOME THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM...
-Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
- Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think ,"that ought to taste good"
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- What do you call male ballerinas?
- Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
- If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? ]- just an interesting email i got today 

-The day of silence is a national student movement protesting against the silence faced upon gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered(GBLT) people and their allies. The deliberate silence taken upon oneself echoes that silence, which is caused by harassment, prejudice, and discrimination. i believe that ending the silence is the first step toward fighting these injustices. think about the voices you are not hearing today. that card is the card that im gonna show people tomorrow to shoow them y im taking a vow of silence.-
today i participated and supported day of silence to make a difference, me being bisexual of course chose to support this. it's been really hard coming out and telling people...it's been hard witnessing harrassment and even severe abuse against those like me. although the day of silence is over...i'd like you to think about all the voices that were not heard today.
today was pretty ok...just really slow...really fast....mmm im thinkin of stayin up for manda...cuz i miss her...and wanted to talk to her about AnDrEw likin SaRah...
yeh im done,
-Trevor
~Today is, a day of sorrow, a day of anger, a day that could end all days if it wasn't for you because if it wasn't for you I would be happy I would be living in a dream land but you woke me up and left me wandering in reality of love the cold streets, the stale air, the endless suffering the constant insanity feeling nothing but sorrow and anger having those who once loved you turning their back and wondering, "...Who I am?" feeling alone alone in a world where the innocent are killed and evil is rewarded nothing to live for and nothing to die for in this world of black and white devoid of color and splendor forgetting what happiness is and believing in nothing but misery... ~
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